March 01st, 2018

The Beginskis

The Beginskis are sometime lion, sometimes alien, rarely human.
They tell weather, wear ear pieces, have blue blood and facial tatoos (the last, by law). By the current tradition (which is subject to change), they also face paint on Thursday, the closest day to Friday (nothing to do with the World Book Day). By the same tradition, they make apple crumbles for their mummies on the same day.
It is illegal to dig holes in the ground, even in school.
All Beginski witches are boys. They have 6 tummies, which have to be operated on, after the age of 20, to check the Beginskis' digestion. The Beginski airplanes can fly backwards. The highest mountain is Begount Everest, in the Belimalayas.
The Beginskis sneeze when their joints go rusty. As they are robot inside, when they drink water, it forms bogey inside their stomach, which floats higher and higher up, as they drink more water, until it comes out in a sneeze.
When they laugh, their heads burst into pieces..
The main Beginski criminal is called Peugot. This is his England name, though it is his professional criminal name. We don't know which name his mummy and daddy gave him. His best friend is called Toyota (in England).
The Beginskis have not invented the electricity yet.
Some Beginski vocabulary: dectify = detect; coldinator = fridge